Gallon guy

A high school guy typically a junior or senior who carries around a gallon of water and tries to beef with younger guys,females or other guys for no reason and then are all y’all. they all drive lifted trucks

Person 1: hey who are those seniors beefing with a sophomore 5 v1?

Person 2: that’s just the gallon guys, classic.

by Theboyinstripedtimbs October 19, 2018

gallon of coolaid

hii people just wanted to say hi to alexx who just got susspended today :(

i want to go out with his sister

gallon of coolaid

by jojojojojojojooojojoojojoojojo November 4, 2011

chug a gallon of gorilla semen

why the fuck would you search this

i love to chug a gallon of gorilla semen in the mourning

by YO what the fuck July 17, 2019

Gallon-Sized Jugs

Tits that are questionably large, as in ones that are so fucking heavy they can soak bullets as well as cum.

Jack: "Holy shit, look at those!"
Sam: "What?"
Jack: "How do you not see those gallon-sized jugs Ashlyn has on her?"
Sam: "Jack... That's my girlfriend."

by Saryniae January 1, 2024

Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.

Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.

by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022

dirty gallon

When a guy cums so many times inside of a girls vagina that it fills her womb up, then she squirts the cum out into a gallon jug and drinks it.

"Julia is definitely gonna want more tommorow. I gave her that dirty gallon earlier.

by Peace Control Retard December 22, 2020