Shotgun funeral

Similar to a shotgun wedding, but instead of joining a reluctant couple, it occurs when a hated despot dies and is displayed before his or her oppressed serfs. The serfs feel compelled to begin crying uncontrollably at Dear Leader's untimely demise or else face a very hazardous and morbid fate.

Kim Jong Il died recently and his citizens displayed fake tears at the barrel of a gun. It was a very successful shotgun funeral for Best Korea.

by Kim_Jong_not_Il_He_Dead December 23, 2011

Cop-ass funeral

A large, bureaucratic inconvenience

I was stuck in traffic for two hours for some cop-ass funeral!

by TenaciousLee626 October 28, 2013

Dark Funeral

1. One of the greatest Black Metal bands in existance.

Dark Funeral makes many cd's, among them are "Teach Children To Worship Satan" and "The Secret of The Black Arts".

by Steve July 14, 2003

Fuder

verb in Portuguese for having sex, to fuck.
Foder is the infinitive form, you can find in the past, FUDEU, or in the future vai foder.

Bota pra foder! - Fuck it!
Quer me fuder?? - You wanna fuck me?

by talebr November 24, 2011

Funeral Shoes

Shoes worn by people who attend funerals. Sometimes worn to school by Jehovah's Witnesses. Often cheap and ugly.

A:Hey Eugene, where did you buy those funeral shoes?
B:I bought them at payless!

by The012 October 1, 2010

Funeral

All dressed in black or mostly in black, from head to toe. Not because of an actual funeral but because you just love the color that much.

Maaan, my style is straight funeral!

by qytSTRM January 14, 2011

FUBER

When you meet someone at a bar, fuck them, and then they drive you home after. They are a Fuber

Fuck/Uber = Fuber

"Bro, I scored the hottest Fuber at the bar last night"

"You ready to leave yet?" "No, you can go without me, I'm looking for a Fuber"

by FenderMan March 30, 2019