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Funcomed

v. tr.
1. To take advantage of, betray, or cheat repeatedly; repeatedly victimize.
2. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
3. To injure; damage.
4. To act wastefully or foolishly.
Funcom was a videogame company in late 1990’s and early 2000’s that produced Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games, much like the Sims Online with guns. While it be incomprehensible that a concept such as this could fail, this small Norwegian company in their vast incompetence pulled it off. Many of the players had put three years or more into their game, however, instead of rewarding their customers they kept releasing software updates that made the game worse and worse. In fact, right when it looked like the company was going to turn from their ways, they released a update that killed the game. This coined the term “Funcomed”.
n.
“Did they Funcom you again?”
“He got Funcomed!”
“Man, I so got Funcomed today.”

interj.
Used to express extreme displeasure.
"FUNCOMED!"

v. intr.
"They funcomed all that money away?"
by G.K. Chesterton September 16, 2004
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functivate

A cross between function and activate.
I didn't get much sleep last night, my brain isn't going to functivate today.
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