I don't shit a fuck

From Cyanide and Happiness, this rendition of 'I don't give a fuck' is made more epic shit. Used when you want to really show someone you don't even give a flying fuck what they think.

A: I got a new phone
B: Shut up
A: It's twice as-
B: I don't shit a fuck!
A: But the processor
B: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Ceastra September 19, 2014

you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you

the queen maddy said that

rue : how long have you been fucking nate jacobs?

cassie : crying bc she’s actually not crazier than maddy

maddy : you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you
cassie: *run upstairs*

by dontfall(inlove) February 10, 2022

Fuck my drag

When a drag queen outright dismisses another drag queen’s aesthetic.

“Fuck my drag, right?” Kennedy says during her own confessional interview, responding to Milk’s dismissal of her craftsmanship. “If I’m not your cup of tea, then baby don’t drink it.”

by Madc090 July 15, 2018

what the fuck is a kilometer

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (GUNSHOTS) (EAGLE CRIES)

"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER"
"I DONT KNOW"

by cyassiiherselflol September 28, 2021

Fuck you Watson

A comeback for "No shit Sherlock"

Person one: No shit Sherlock
Person Two: Fuck you Watson

by ISISIS March 6, 2014

fan fuck

A lifeless low IQ individual that spends their time being an obsessive fan of an athlete, musician, celebrity, product, brand, or sport's team. This is usually done because the individual is a failure and has nothing else going on their life so they live vicariously through a 3rd party celebrating the 3rd party's accomplishments as if they were their own. The individual abandons logic in favor of senselessly worshiping, supporting, and defending this 3rd party who couldn't care less about them. Unfortunately, the fan fuck fails to realize that behaving this way will only deteriorate their social standing further. A fan fuck generally has no independent accomplishments of their own which is seen as the gateway of becoming a fan fuck.

John: Hey did you see Bob defending Ronaldo for 3 hours on Twitter/YouTube/Facebook for the past 12 years?

Tom: Yeah, what a stupid fan fuck.

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Samantha: Why is Lisa so obsessed with Beyonce's life?

Sarah: Because she is a stupid fan fuck, who attempts to live vicariously through Beyonce's life and accomplishments.

by jellyoutfit March 1, 2020

fuck joe biden

Joe biden is the worst president, FUCK HIM!

Man, fuck joe biden, hes a dick

by woahlivingonaprayer,takemyhand December 22, 2020