Fump

to fuck then dump someone used in the future tense

guy 1- “i think im going to Fump my girlfriend bro”
guy 2-“Why!?”
guy 1-“Well i fumped my ex last time and she wasnt as upset abt the break up”

by Plazmu February 1, 2023

Fump

Retard

Jacob, you're a literal fump. Shut up.

by GrumpyFumpy December 3, 2020

Fumped

Fucking Pumped

Guys, I'm REALLY fumped about the new Bieber album, it's gonna be lit!

by JonnHatch June 11, 2020

fumping

The combination of the words fist and pumping. Fist + Pumping= Fumping

Bobby: "Dude this is totally fumping music."
Clark: "Yeah man, lets fump."

by plannpony August 7, 2010

Fump

the best rust clan ever FUMP

basically means you agree to whatever the other person is saying

-person 1 "hey! where is your base"

-me "hey go fump yourself, how about you try running a fumping base on a 300 pop 10x"

-person 1 "okay sorry fump :C"

by fump_yope July 12, 2022

Impure Fump

An insult pertaining to people who act as though they are pure, but in reality they are a real hoe on social media such as: Snapchat and Instagram

Did you see her story; she is an Impure Fump

by DaBestHyoom October 6, 2017

Fump

How come when you think you're going to fart, but you shit, there's a name for that? But when you think your are going to shit, but only fart, what's that called?

It's called a fump according to Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky.

I was hoping for more, but it was a fump. In other words it was a fart that failed in it's mission to push out the shit, because as my mother used to say "the farts push the shit out".

by JeansHighAndTight June 7, 2017