guy 1- “i think im going to Fump my girlfriend bro”
guy 2-“Why!?”
guy 1-“Well i fumped my ex last time and she wasnt as upset abt the break up”
guy 2-“Why!?”
guy 1-“Well i fumped my ex last time and she wasnt as upset abt the break up”
by Plazmu February 1, 2023

by JonnHatch June 11, 2020

by plannpony August 7, 2010

-person 1 "hey! where is your base"
-me "hey go fump yourself, how about you try running a fumping base on a 300 pop 10x"
-person 1 "okay sorry fump :C"
-me "hey go fump yourself, how about you try running a fumping base on a 300 pop 10x"
-person 1 "okay sorry fump :C"
by fump_yope July 12, 2022

An insult pertaining to people who act as though they are pure, but in reality they are a real hoe on social media such as: Snapchat and Instagram
by DaBestHyoom October 6, 2017

How come when you think you're going to fart, but you shit, there's a name for that? But when you think your are going to shit, but only fart, what's that called?
It's called a fump according to Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky.
It's called a fump according to Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky.
I was hoping for more, but it was a fump. In other words it was a fart that failed in it's mission to push out the shit, because as my mother used to say "the farts push the shit out".
by JeansHighAndTight June 7, 2017
