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fucktardedness 

Noun. A word describing an individual so stupid, so willing to disregard tenets of common sense, so oblivious to everything about everything, that if you spend too much time around him, your brains will come out of your nose and you yourself will become a fucktard.
Fucktard: (in line at airport security) "Hey, I've got a joke. How many explosive-wielding terrorists does it take to blow up an airpl-"

*He is interrupted as security guards apprehend him and take turns violating him in the ass with a nightstick.*

Guard: "I've worked here for twenty years, and that was still the biggest example of fucktardedness I have ever seen."
fucktardedness by RepelHistory July 24, 2008

fucktardeter 

a telemarketer that rings you up and tells you "you will be receiving a free mobile/cell phone", even though you've said you're not interested over 50 times and they still don't listen
a fucktardeter rang me up last night, i swear they're as dumb as dog shit
fucktardeter by osama-on-a-stick September 4, 2009

fucktardedry 

The shit that fuck tarded ass people do!!
These people and their fucktardedry ass shit is ridiculous
fucktardedry by Bossmom1210 March 31, 2023

mother fucktard 

easy enough said as a mother fucking retard
Damn, Ho you a mother fucktard!!

Shitty fucktard bitch whore. 

A term to describe a person or thing that is behaving in a shitty, fucktardy, bitchy and/or whorey way.

-Use with extreme caution, due to EXTREME power.
That girl is such a shitty fucktard bitch whore.

fucktarded 

A basterized version of "fucking retarded."
"Dude that guy's sense of humor is fucktarded."
fucktarded by Zeeky H. Bomb April 2, 2005

team killing fucktard 

when u kill ur cohorts, team mate, or distraction. AKA, caboose from Red vs. blue
Tucker: You killed Church you team killing fucktard!!!