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fucklove

I live a fucklove life style
by Demipineapple April 23, 2023
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Fucklong

Longer, larger, or weightier than you, personally, care to measure.
I don't remember high school, it was a fucklong ago, I only remember the salient points and events.
by notmeunderanycircumstance November 18, 2023
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Fucklighting

The psychological torment of being blocked by overly aggressive chat filters while trying to have normal conversations. Combination of gaslighting + suffering
This social media platform is fucklighting me
means it's false-warnings me for something i didn't do
by malikhw August 28, 2025
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Fucklighter

Used to describe people who fake or play up mental illness to seem edgy
I can't stand Sarah, she's always calling herself a pyromaniac. That fucklighter just likes candles.

Jacob is such a fucklighter, he's been calling everything he does a disorder. I thjnk he forgot the word for personality.
by texas-chia October 2, 2025
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Scuzzy Fuckloser

1. Some emotionally-gnarled or overly egotistic male who seeks nothing but reproductive acts for no effort or through intimidation or coercion of a female or her friends. Aggressive or manipulative in order to maintain a consistent supply of genital stimulation. Obesity, personal troubles, money, threats, and other irrelevant personal details are used to entice, impress, guilt, or peer pressure the individual into complying.

2. A pity fuck, or the boyfriend of a vulnerable, emotionally-distraught female who can't find someone that treats her like she desires to be.
"That girl never knew what she had until she figured out her new boyfriend is a Scuzzy Fuckloser."

"I can't believe she's with a guy like that."
"Yeah, he's had it rough, his mom just died."
"Scuzzy Fuckloser, something about him just really bugs me..."
"Yeah, he's been telling every girl in the neighborhood that."
"That'd be why!"
by KarmaLog July 6, 2018
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Metric Fuckilogram

A unit in the Metric Fucktonne system. The measure of fuckweight exactly 2.20462 fuckpounds in the imperial fuckton system and are used in context to imply quantity of force put on an object going toward the ground. Although this term is relatively rare now because Metric Fuckton supersedes the Metric Fuckilogram making the Metric Fuckilogram redundant.
Q: Who says "Metric Fuckilogram anymore?" A: The fucking retard who wrote this goddamn definition that's who.
by Your pseudonym Your pseudonym November 14, 2018
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