Fucked Up Mouth

A girl in class who has horrid teeth and buts in your conversation asking you something stupid, when you didn't say any close to what she said.

Dan: hey, have you seen Cake Boss?
Brandon: No
Dan: You should, the whole show is like 'hey that's the wrong frosting!'
Fucked Up Mouth: did you just call me a gay prostitute?
Dan & Brandon: uhh no. were talking about Cake Boss

by JudgeJudyFan February 16, 2010

fucked up shop

When someone screws something up that should be relatively easy to do...the "shop" reference is for anyone that took "shop" class in school...all ya had to do was show up and hold a hammer for the whole class and you passed.

Wow Dutch really fucked up shop, when he made those changes to our fantasy baseball league...I guess thats what happens when you put a bald head in charge...

by JoeyPencils March 21, 2008

Fucked Up Facial

Normally only done in pornography, when a man or multiple men, ejaculate on a woman's face completely covering it in semen.

Since it was her first porn, Mary let all three men give her a fucked up facial to show she is up for anything.

by Porn-Off January 6, 2011

fucked up shit

something extremely perverted or gross. often used in shock or awe.

wow, you just ate your vomit willingly? that is some fucked up shit.

by andrew September 11, 2004

fucked up as fuck

As fucked up as is possible. Think about it.

Now how did that happen? That is fucked up as fuck.

or

Dude, I was fucked up as fuck last night.

by Will.I.Am. August 16, 2007

fucked up daisy

A term used to let someone know what they have just said is seriously fucked up.
Origin from; Girl, Interrupted.

Kate: "I would have sex with an 80 year old man."
Monica: "That is fucked up daisy."

by kablamsam December 19, 2008

fucked up like jerry's kids

so inebriated that while in the bed next to your girlfriend, you piss on yourself

I was so fucked up like jerry's kids, and even after i washed the sheets that bitch kicked me out!

by batash August 4, 2008