masturbation frustration

the feeling a man gets when is is about to ejaculate his load everywhere, but has to hold off at the last second for another reason

"dude why is Johhn McEnroe always so angry?"

"I think its cause he gets masturbation frustration before every match he plays cause his trainer nearly walks in on him"

by mr man1992 December 6, 2009

frusturbation

verb: the act of masturbating out of anger or frustration, taking your anger out on your dick, and 'blowing off some steam' by jerkin your terkin

Gabe frusturbated with great furver after his idea was shot down.

Zac was so mad after being rejected by ever girlon earth that he went home to frusterbate.

Bob just loves frusturbation when hes angry.

by kegis the bestever November 2, 2011

sexual frustration

A build of of stress, due to lack of sex.
see also blue balls.

Im not sexually frustrated, im SEXUALLY PISSED THE FUCK OFF!

by nic P November 2, 2004

Fustomer

Fustomer is an amalgam of the words Fuss or Fussy and Customer. Generaly a phrase used by those working in the service industry to denote a customer who makes unreasonable requests or complains about things that other people have no problem with. Nine times out of ten a fustomer will be an over 50 year old suffering from an engourged sense of entitlement.

Did you see that fustomer getting all up in my face because he had to cue for five minutes? He didnt seem to mind making the people behind him wait even longer just because he wanted to argue with someone

by Working-with-people March 29, 2009

frusturbate

Masturbating when you are frustrated as hell, or an angry masturbation period. Basically, a really angry masturbation. Can be used by a girl or a boy.

Last week my girlfriend and I got in a fight and I was so angry, that I frusturbated to her best friend's prom picture.

by wingringhouse September 20, 2009

Frustraging

It's when you feel so frustrated that you go raging mad.

Trying to sort things out is so frustraging that it makes me want to give up!

by Jorchet February 13, 2010

frustrachio

A pistachio nut that is difficult or nearly impossible to open with just fingers. The opening in the shell is usually present (as opposed to completely closed), thus giving the eater "hope" that the insides can be obtained through normal means.

After watching his 7 year old repeatedly try to break open the nut, the man explained that it would take a few years before his son would have the means to crack the frustrachio.

by shambor fosi November 21, 2012