anti-social fruitcake

someone who rejects you when you ask them to go to a sports game

person 1: hey dude! you goin to the big game?

person 2: naw

person 1: why arent you going to the game you anti-social fruitcake?

by yourgirloursongmyluv July 6, 2011

Few apples short of a fruitcake

Someone/something below standards.

When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.

Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down

I asked my boss for my first raise in two years, and he said I deserved it, but I wouldn't get it. He's either a total ass, or a few apples short of a fruitcake.

by hellokoala November 5, 2009

FruitCaked

When a guy and a girl go to a playground and go on the monkey bars.
The guy hangs by his hands with his dick out and gets a blowjob by a girl hanging upside down on the monkey bars.

Guy==Y Girl==N

N:says to her friend hey kaylee i just fruitcaked john!
Y:says to his friend i just got fruitcake by kaylee!

by Reeths-Puffer trash talk June 17, 2010

fruitcake friday

A Fruitcake Friday is when you go out on a Friday night and everyone is a simpleton and having odder than usual behaviours.

Example: 'hey nath who was that fruitcake?'
"It's alright joel it's fruitcake Friday!'

by Noel lodge March 4, 2014

Fruitcake

A disrespectful name to offend people part of the LGBTQ.

“You’re a fucking fruitcake”

by idfklmaooo February 27, 2019

cunty fruitcake

you.

you fucking cunty fruitcake.

by brinicole8890 June 12, 2018

Fruitcake

A derogatory term to annoy 'fruity' individuals,usually those from New Zealand who call them selves 'kiwis', hence the word 'fruit'

Ivan: "Your such a fruitcake"
Kieran: "shut up"

by Xxx_Topshagger69_xxX June 11, 2018