fruit

-verb: to ejaculate

-pronunciation key {fru-ít}

-alternate forms (fruote, fruiting, fruits)

-nominal form: fruition

"When I saw that hot girl on the bus, I thought I was going to fruit my pants"

"I've got fruition stains all over my sheets"

by John Tinsley December 9, 2008

fruit

1) The ripened product of an ovary. (This can mean an apple, or even a pumpkin or a sunflower seed....or a child. Like you.)
2) Someone who tells you the truth, even if you don't want to hear it. Someone who hurts you, but who you love deeply. Someone who is your best friend and is leaving for a little while.

1) MMM. I'm in the mood for some tasty fruit! Grab that apple or pumpkin or small boy!
2)'I'm not leaving for long. We'll see eachother on Monday' 'You little fruit'

by denbeauty May 22, 2006

fruited

see stuffed up,stuffed,bung,munted.

Woah man, that was fruited...

by Captain Starlight January 31, 2005

fruit

verb, to bug out, go crazy, under the effects of drugs usually

I took 3 hits of acid and seriously fruited one time

by satanhitlerr August 2, 2007

fruit

sydney bator is a fruit with no life and is immature!

sydney bator. logan. kenzie evans are fruits

by bllys April 17, 2011

Fruit Krook

A Fruit Krook is the dumbest, idiot known to man. When driving they will pull out in front of you without looking. They go through red lights and stop at green lights. They display no common sense and will drive anyone nuts.

The Fruit Krook just got his girlfriend pregnant thinking a bag would work for a condom.

by Fruit Krook January 7, 2015

Blessed be the fruit

A sigh of relief after a taking a large fragrant shit

Wow, took me a lot of work to pass that huge turd, blessed be the fruit.

by Sidney's natural resources August 2, 2019