Facebook Freeloader

A person who refuses to get a Facebook account yet hits you up for a peek into your account every time they see you so they can stay current on what everyone is up to.

Jenny: Hey Sue, what are looking at?
Sue: Nothing, just surfing my Facebook feed, looking at pictures from Saturday night.
Jenny: Can I have a look?...........................
.............................(30 minutes later)

Sue: You think I can have my phone back now?
Jenny: Oh sorry, I was just seeing what all our other friends are up to.
Sue: Get your own account already, Jenny. Quit being such a Facebook Freeloader!!!

by suziewar February 3, 2014

Freeloader

Someone who goes from lover to lover without a break

Dude 1: Did you hear John has a new girfriend?

Dude 2: What? He just had a girlfriend 2 weeks ago! He's such a freeloader!

by fostersikes January 14, 2018

Freeload

Wearing no underwear and shitting your pants.

“Oh shit! I just freeloaded my pants.”

by Elizabobean April 20, 2022

vaccine freeloader

People who don't want to get vaccinated but expect others to so that the government can reopen and they can enjoy the benefits of the vaccinated.

How dare that vaccine freeloader ask to come over knowing I got the vaccine and she didn't.

by Thomas May 10, 2021

freeloader

A sexually-ravenous chick who possesses such an insatiable craving for man-milk that she is never content even if she already has a well-hung and virile male companion; she therefore compulsively scuttles around the neighborhood whenever he's away and begs all the other hot hunks to let her suck them off and swallow their entire warm thick creamy "loads" that had gradually been "accumulating" inside their guy-junk during the day, and that they'd been saving up for their own significant others when they got home; the hapless studs are therefore completely "drained" afterwards, and thus can only manage a minuscule watery dribble sometime later when their own partners return and want a little "action" for themselves.

Health practitioner: I'm always suspicious about some of these otherwise-healthy-looking young dudes' claims that they have erectile dysfunction or low sperm-count due to medical/environmental reasons... I always ask around town to see if there are any freeloaders in the area before I make a final determination.

by QuacksO August 1, 2018

Freeloader

Mario

That nigga mario a freeloader

by Dhxowhsidhdd July 10, 2020

Freeloaders

All of you

Hym "You all are a bunch of freeloaders! Goddamn freeloading bastards. You'll see. You'll all see!"

by Hym Iam June 12, 2022