FarFan

A Fan of themselves for reasons Far from reality

A person who thinks they look like good looking celebrities to make themselves feel good.

They feel association may make them appear to have the characteristics of that person.

They might say they look like James Dean in the hope that it makes them appear cool like Mr Dean

That guy just said everyone thinks he looks like Robert Pattinson, he's such a FarFan, he looks more like Screech Powers.....let's bogwash him.

by HopScotchOnYourCrotch November 2, 2010

Farfello

A psychotic irishman who enjoys pain, blood, knives, and killing white kittens.

Farfello killed his family.

by "Farfello" September 28, 2003

farfalonous

A terrible cold or case of diarrhea.

I can't come to work today. I have farfalonous of the blowhole.

by earth-angel123 February 6, 2010

farfrompukin

A way to let people know that your not quite as drunk as people would believe.

"Hey man...your looking pretty tipsy man. Are you ok?"
"Ok? Hell yea im ok. Im farfrompukin."

by Lykoth January 16, 2010

Flarfing

"Flarfing" refers to the act of slurping out the contents of another's anal cavity, after it has been ejaculated and vomited into by some person(s).

A related subcategory, "flarfblasting" consists in expelling by means of flatulence the vomit and ejaculate contents of one's anus into the mouth of another (who could or could not be the person who deposited those contents), positioned directly behind the anus.

I last saw Charles flarfing a homeless man's herniated anus.

by Leximus August 30, 2009

Fraft

Friendship grafting. When you're actively seeking to becoming friends with someone. Grafting someone for their friendship rather than their genital organs.

Girl 1: Oh my god, Anna is so funny and friendly, I'd love to go for coffee with her.
Girl 2: Tell me about it! I've been frafting her for so long!

by Shannah Gancent June 26, 2017

Farfal

Polish last name for the sexiest person alive. Whoever is a Farfal will know how accurate this is.
A Farfal's characteristics include being incredible in bed, intellectual, incredible in bed, funny, incredible in bed, some dorky attributes, incredible in bed, creative, easy going... Did I mention incredible in bed?

Girl one: Ugh, look at the new guy.
Girl two: His last name is Farfal.
Girl one: I KNEW IT! He HAS to be a Farfal, he's just so damn perfect!

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Guy one: Damn, what a chick!
Guy two: She must be a Farfal!

by hadyoureyeswideopen June 5, 2011