So I was out at The Lodge on a Sunday night all jacking up on some skank. For some reason she wouldn't put out when I flexed my biceps through my Affliction shirt. It doesn't matter, she looked all salamander foreskin anyways with her rotted out hair, cracky teeth and tits smelling like Jewel's meat department.
by FILTH78 April 25, 2011

by adasdasdasd March 1, 2015

The process of expanding the residual skin of the penis by surgical or nonsurgical means to creat a foreskin.
by Deep blue 2012 March 19, 2010

The shrinking and disappearance of an uncircumcised penis. What remains is a foreskin tag and sagging balls.
While trying to take a piss, it took Frank five minutes to find his foreskin tag. Fail, he pissed himself.
by Grandpa Frankie March 22, 2017

Cashier: "You're 35 cents short sir."
Dave: "Sorry, one second please-" *pulls down pants and take's out a quarter and dime from underneath his foreskin*
Cashier: "Thank you, that foreskin wallet sure comes in clutch!"
Dave: "Sorry, one second please-" *pulls down pants and take's out a quarter and dime from underneath his foreskin*
Cashier: "Thank you, that foreskin wallet sure comes in clutch!"
by hoodedgenius October 15, 2021

When the landlord crawls out from under your bed and demands foreskin as a form of payment for rent.
"The Foreskin Goblin keeps taking my foreskin every month and chews it between his TEETH! LIKE PORK RINDS!"
by EthanBlue September 16, 2018

by QueenK7 August 25, 2021
