So I was out at The Lodge on a Sunday night all jacking up on some skank. For some reason she wouldn't put out when I flexed my biceps through my Affliction shirt. It doesn't matter, she looked all salamander foreskin anyways with her rotted out hair, cracky teeth and tits smelling like Jewel's meat department.
by FILTH78 April 06, 2011
by adasdasdasd March 01, 2015
The process of expanding the residual skin of the penis by surgical or nonsurgical means to creat a foreskin.
John is having foreskin restoration.
by Deep blue 2012 March 19, 2010
Karen was excited to finally give her new boyfriend Todd a blow job but as she headed towards his groin she noticed a feint odour and a cheese like substance in the end of his uncircumcised dick. Karen's excitement turned to horror at the sight of his Foreskin Fondue
by Fozzie's Bear May 26, 2019
Cashier: "You're 35 cents short sir."
Dave: "Sorry, one second please-" *pulls down pants and take's out a quarter and dime from underneath his foreskin*
Cashier: "Thank you, that foreskin wallet sure comes in clutch!"
Dave: "Sorry, one second please-" *pulls down pants and take's out a quarter and dime from underneath his foreskin*
Cashier: "Thank you, that foreskin wallet sure comes in clutch!"
by hoodedgenius October 15, 2021
When the landlord crawls out from under your bed and demands foreskin as a form of payment for rent.
"The Foreskin Goblin keeps taking my foreskin every month and chews it between his TEETH! LIKE PORK RINDS!"
by EthanBlue September 16, 2018
The shrinking and disappearance of an uncircumcised penis. What remains is a foreskin tag and sagging balls.
While trying to take a piss, it took Frank five minutes to find his foreskin tag. Fail, he pissed himself.
by Grandpa Frankie March 22, 2017