foreigner

Common British slang for unofficial work, often making use of company equipment/ time/ premises but solely for personal gain, unrelated to the interests of the company and/or tax department. This phrase is short for 'Foreigner Bashing,' for reasons unknown, but DOES NOT hold racist connotations in this context. With notable exceptions, doing Foreigners is a fairly accepted part of British working life and, depending on the workplace, can even be done with managemental consent.

I'm not coming to the pub this lunchtime, I'm staying at work to do a Foreigner for a mate of mine.

by Cree$e June 9, 2007

forcing an owl to jog at noon

asking way to much

John: Jenny wants me to spend two-thousand dollars to be bored for five days at her cousin's wedding in Australia.

Me: She's forcing an owl to jog at noon.

by aweeze April 2, 2010

Foreign exchange

When you're eating a girls ass and she farts in your mouth (see Baltimore Blowfish) and with your mouth full of that beautiful fart, you blow it into her pussy then she queefs it back into your face as you eat her pussy.

Man, I had the greatest night ever! My lady and I did the foreign exchange!

by Hells hebrew November 3, 2018

French Foreign Legion

An esteemed branch of mercenaries often unheralded because of their allegiance with France (a country that has never heard the end of the military failure known as World War II) and their generally private ventures. Though still quite trustworthy and considered by many countries as the most effiecient military force in the world.

All those joining the Foriegn Legion break all bonds to their former lives and take up a new fellowship with fellow Legionnaires.

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

Foreigner

When you masturbate with your weaker hand. The unfamiliarity of the weak hand and poor rhythm simulates somebody else performing the act.

I'm feeling frisky tonight. I'm gonna go home and have a foreigner!

by QTMcWhiskers March 24, 2009

Foreign note taker

A foreign guy that barely speaks English, so he writes down everything he's told.

Dude 1: "So here is how you setup the terminal..."
Foreign dude: "Ok let me write"
Dude 1: "Dude it was simple, you gotta write that shit down?"
Foreign dude: "Yes, talk slow please"
Dude 1: "Damnit, I'm stuck with a foreign note taker!"
Foreign dude: "How you spell that?"

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

Foreign Car

Not just any car not from another country. A Foreign Car is an expensive Car, typically from Europe such as Ferrari, Lamborghini, Maserati, Maybach or Bugatti

He pulled up to the strip in a foreign car .

by Thihbih March 20, 2018