Fuddle

Fuck cuddles. When cuddles with a loved one turn into the horizontal two step.

"Hey babe, wanna fuddle?"
"Not now, the red dragon is destroying the village."

by The Seagull Fucker November 1, 2017

fuddler

A strange word that a strange girl, named Joy, made up to call the minds of humans.

Dude: Yo, bro! I love your fuddler! It's so unique!

by GloomyDucklings December 15, 2017

fuddle

fuck and cuddle quickly

Want to come over and fuddle?

by klmt3 December 19, 2017

Fuddle

When with another dog and they fart then try to cuddle you i’ts called a Fuddle!

“Don’t try fuddle me u stinky fart bomb”

by Ebony jade February 21, 2018

fluddie

Fluddie is an amazing person who will love you everyday. If she gets mad oh boy your in trouble. She will hunt you down unwillingly. She is a Gucci person

Person 1: I broke up with Fluddie and she almost killed me.
Person 2: Well now I’m not going to ask her out.

by [e-mail] May 17, 2018

Fuddler

Someone who is always puttering around and is always late because they are doing things they shouldn’t be doing whereas their friends are baffled.... probably because they are on drugs or extremely ADD

OMG! Derek is such a fuddler, he is searching through his tool box for a toothpick when I already got one from sally......what is he doing right now while we are all waiting for him in order to leave??!

by Deezlenuz July 24, 2019

Fuddlewup

A confused wanker who should stop inhaling everyone else's air, but you still somehow their friend.

What the hell were you thinking sleeping with Frank you know he just had a baby with Sarah. You are a freaking fuddlewup.

by Pocketjem September 15, 2019