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couldn't find his dick in the dark

Someone who is oblivious, has declining mental facilities, or is simply stupid and cannot recognize obvious things or cannot take on simple tasks.
It's no surprise he gave that gold digger his ATM pin number--he's so dumb he couldn't find his dick in the dark.
by Marcoda December 9, 2011
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law of findicus

a rule that states that if you cannot find it anywhere, it must be inside your bag
Person A: I lost my bag!
Person B: Law of findicus my friend, it must be in your bag.
by Mr. Memeologist October 6, 2018
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Finding Madeline

This is the term for smoking MDMA, colloquially knows as ecstasy, molly, mandy maddy etc

Derived from the term 'chasing the dragon'

A pleasant an enjoyable experience

Some people will often seek an even greater feeling by doing more, but regardless of how much they do. she will never be found.. just like the dragon wont be caught.
Woaah, I feel great. A little more and i'll be finding Madeline!
by FelixG October 13, 2011
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Findie-punk

1. Music with lyrics combining grief and/or anger with the state of the world with hope and the possibility of how to change for the better.

2. Music that hippie-punks, crusties and/or other rucks - whatever we're called - write, listen to, play, embody, et cetera.

3. Bwaha! 'ruck' music.

It's just quicker to say than 'folk, indie AND punk' as one 'genre' - and a lot better than saying 'you know... stuff...' or something like that...
Any music to open and expand your mind with the intent of stimulating positive growth or CHANGE in the world... could be "classified" as findie-punk. It could probably also be classified as many other types of music as well. Bwahahahaha!!! Take care.
by SeahorseOnce August 1, 2008
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Findy

-(fin-dee) Meaning: Faux-indie

Films that desperately try to emulate independent cinema despite having no actual "indie" merit.

e.g. Juno, Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
Human #1: Hey, did you see Funny Ha Ha last night?

Human #2: No I was watching Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist, have you seen that?

Human #1: Yeah, unfortunately.

Human #2: It's so quirky and cool.

Human #1: Findy shit...
by Jam-rag July 11, 2011
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Finding Nemo

The story of a handicapped boy, Nemo, who's mother and siblings were brutally murdered in front of their home.
On his first day of school, he is abducted by a masked man and is held prisoner in a dentist's office.
The story chronicles his father's journey to find him and his attempts at escape...

...as portrayed by animated fish.
Finding Nemo is arguably Disney's most maturely written film.
by SlaveToMemory December 30, 2008
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www.findminecraft.com

a website some 20 year old dude (maybe) made to scare small children, mostly made to aim for 12-year-old-Minecraft-oblivious-kids, who seek for diamonds and click on the website, only to have a level 3 heart attack once the site is loaded.
“hEY prOxB0xG4M3R1112 gO tO tHiS inconspicuous weBSITe liNk, caLlEd www.findminecraft.com iN thE chAt fOr fR3E diMonDs1!!1!!!11
by methcraftprogamer123 August 9, 2019
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