Wherein one farts while sitting still and/or in a confined space, accidentally or intentionally, forcing him/her to smell their own fart until it dissipates.
As opposed to Crop Dusting.
Derived from when one mis-throws a flash bang grenade in Call of Duty, usually hitting a wall or backside of a teammate, causing it to explode right near you, disorienting oneself instead of the enemy.
As opposed to Crop Dusting.
Derived from when one mis-throws a flash bang grenade in Call of Duty, usually hitting a wall or backside of a teammate, causing it to explode right near you, disorienting oneself instead of the enemy.
I flashbanged myself at work today because I couldn't leave my cubicle. It stank for a minute but then it went away.
I think Mike flashbanged himself because I saw him sniff the air he was sitting in a few times, after which he had a disgruntled look on his face.
I think Mike flashbanged himself because I saw him sniff the air he was sitting in a few times, after which he had a disgruntled look on his face.
by DAMU21 April 26, 2011
Get the flashbanged myselfmug. When having unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman in doggy position, the male pulls out just before reaching climax and ejaculates into his hand. He then says the girl’s name causing her to turn around, at which point she is slapped on the face with a handful of cum
Guy #1: “So how was your date with Meghan last night?”
Guy #2: “It was great I gave her a Middle Eastern flashbang”
Guy #2: “It was great I gave her a Middle Eastern flashbang”
by Pdm21 January 24, 2021
Get the Middle Eastern Flashbangmug. by Coochiemonster6969 April 6, 2022
Get the Magic Russian Flashbangmug. When they turn the lights on before closing the club and you're already disoriented from the loud music and being drunk and the lights blind you.
Guy:I know they're closing but I need to sit for a second.
Friend:strip-club flashbang?
Guy: Yeah I can't see or move.
Friend:strip-club flashbang?
Guy: Yeah I can't see or move.
by Deadb4uhearit September 8, 2013
Get the Strip-club flashbangmug. Dude i totally just Chinese Flashbanged a girl last night.
Man, you never told me you got a MICROPENIS.
NONONOO-. .
Man, you never told me you got a MICROPENIS.
NONONOO-. .
by ThatOneIrishGuy May 2, 2022
Get the Chinese Flashbangmug. Giant grenades used for killing infants in their cribs and to point, point blank at the vulnerable populations faces. Good enema
by Cody5050 January 26, 2022
Get the 40Mm flashbangmug. by chegwardthefifth June 22, 2022
Get the Vietnamese flashbangmug.