A creepy, unregistered sex offender who sneaks into young, unsuspecting girls houses and engages them in sexual intercourse. This particular kind of intercourse involves pancakes, syrup, berries or any other kind of pancake topping.
by Pancake Fluffer March 19, 2011
Dude, my flapjack used to be my Christmas stocking before my dad moved out. That was three years ago.
by Hobone July 02, 2004
A sexual act in which the male pours syrup on the girls breasts and vagina. He then ejaculates into the syrup and pours oats onto the woman. She then begins to eat the mixture.
by Singing Richard November 04, 2014
A debilitating disease where the suffer is endowed with a non-spherical, flat shape of booty. Named such due to the striking resemblance to a side-by-side pair of pancakes. Flapjack ass can be cured with regular visits to your local gym, where it's possible to perform enough squats to fashion a round, bouncy booty capable of correctly filling out a pair of jeans. Flapjack ass is most common amongst male members of the Caucasian race, but there is no solid scientific evidence to conclude it doesn't affect the other races as well. Occasionally present in females, but is much more common in males. When flapjack ass is discovered on a woman, it's often so rare that your local newspaper may give a cash prize to the lucky photographer who can capture one on camera.
"Lo, look at that face! Alas, it seems he suffers from Flapjack booty! He does not appear to be a suitable mate. How unfortunate."
by jkejke February 10, 2014
When a bitch has those weird titties that flop around and sag down with that weird fold. Them chimpanzee titties.
by _viper_ May 13, 2014
The sexual maneuver whereby, whilst penetrating a female anus from a rear-entry position ("doggystyle"), the female utilizes the slack skin of the male's scrotum to stimulate the vulva and clitoris in an act of manual masturbation.
I was stuffin' my girl's dumper like a thanksgiving turkey when all the sudden she grabbed my coinpurse and gave herself a panhandle flapjack.
by The panhandle flapjacker January 03, 2010
"Hey did you hear about Dustin Adams dropping his pants and giving his sister a Mississippi flapjack?"
by HughJayness February 27, 2017