by Jägermeister February 19, 2004
Get the Shit Faced Cock Master mug.The girl at Snake and Jake's was so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool without provocation.
by Anomaly July 8, 2005
Get the schlitz-faced mug.The feeling of being so stoned your eyes are as wet as Niagra Falls, your mouth as dry as a dessert, and your body feels like its being anchored down to the couch.
Pat: "Gee golly Mike you sure are bakefaced"
Mike: "I am to bake faced to even reply to you Pat, please leave me be with my delicious screamer"
Mike: "I am to bake faced to even reply to you Pat, please leave me be with my delicious screamer"
by Canadian Mike December 28, 2007
Get the bake faced mug.The act of planting one's face into a desk at high speeds usually due to embarrasment or frustration.
by SuikoxYohn July 7, 2006
Get the facedesk mug.Game-playing: To be totally overwhelmed by your enemy in an up-close-and-personal battle. To be flayed is beyond being owned or pwned - flayed is being completely abused and shredded by a better player. The term "flayed" is usually used when you have massive weapons and your opponent only has a knife or sword or fist and whups you badly.
Teammate: Look out - to your right!!!
You: Dang! *shoots rocket, throws grenade in direction of attack*
Flayer *running in, knife in hand*: OORAH!
You: Arrrrrggggghhhh
Teammate: Dude, he flayed you bad.
You: Dang! *shoots rocket, throws grenade in direction of attack*
Flayer *running in, knife in hand*: OORAH!
You: Arrrrrggggghhhh
Teammate: Dude, he flayed you bad.
by Master Flayer July 29, 2008
Get the flayed mug.Irish slang for being too tired to do anything.
Similar to flaking out where the person flaking would bail from a planned event, flaked is if the person never even accepts going in the first place.
Can also be used to describe you being in comfort
"I went to bed flaked, got some decent sleep."
Similar to flaking out where the person flaking would bail from a planned event, flaked is if the person never even accepts going in the first place.
Can also be used to describe you being in comfort
"I went to bed flaked, got some decent sleep."
by Lolzar January 29, 2019
Get the Flaked mug.Shot-faced: The glazed over-red eyed-slack jawed-blank look that happens when you're hammered, wasted, munted, drunk, smashed, or bombed after drinking many shot glasses full of high-proof liquor.
Warning: Using full-size glasses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.
The only cure for being shot-faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.
Warning: Using full-size glasses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.
The only cure for being shot-faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.
"That guy is so shot-faced he can't even talk."
"See that girl propped up against the bar who's just staring and drooling?" "Yeah, she's totally shot-faced."
"I'm gonna get shot-faced all weekend."
"See that girl propped up against the bar who's just staring and drooling?" "Yeah, she's totally shot-faced."
"I'm gonna get shot-faced all weekend."
by Sparkler Girl May 25, 2008
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