A LITERAL fire fighter. Taking his job very seriously the Guerrilla FireFighter will sneak around a burning building and Sneak-Attack the fire. Thus fighting it literally.
Man 1: is that firefighter supposed to be literally fighting the fire?
Man 2: That's no ordinary firefighter. That's a Guerrilla FireFighter
Man 2: That's no ordinary firefighter. That's a Guerrilla FireFighter
by Cody Gobarra October 22, 2009
Get the Guerrilla FireFighter mug.The act of taking a m80 and putting it into a girls vagina or ass and the man has till the fuse of the m80 runs out to ejaculate onto the fuse to put it out before it explodes
Hey Matt what ever happened with you and Amy?
Oh we tried to do the m80 firefighter but my hose didn't work
Oh we tried to do the m80 firefighter but my hose didn't work
by fuckupmind January 7, 2016
Get the m80 firefighter mug.A part time (volunteer) firefighter. They’re also known as retards, have zero capacity to retain any firefighting knowledge and have fuck all experience actually fighting any real fires (although they can spin a massive yarn about a big fire last year, even though they never went to it). They spend a lot of time playing dress ups and pretend to be real firefighters. Retained firefighters are always seen in public in some sort of fire related t-shirt, especially when not on duty. They can be identified by the 1990’s pager on their hip and the fact that they’ll tell you that they’re a fireman within 0.4 seconds of the start of ANY conversation. The only experience they really get is that of pressing the code 2 acknowledged button on the MDT.
My mate is a retained firefighter, he’s pager never goes off, but he’s always in uniform. Gosh he really loves those code 2’s.
by President toddler October 31, 2017
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by ChildTickler420 March 18, 2022
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Get the Detroit Firefighter mug.A firefighter is one of the "Emergency Services", They are some of the most brave people, often risking their lives for someone elses, as with the police it is usually thankless unless you are the one who needs them.
Firefighters are some of the worlds bravest people, we should give them the respect and honor they deserve
by Xzylus March 9, 2009
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Considering my girlfriend and I are both active pyromaniacs, when we got back to my apartment I turned Texas Firefighter on her!
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