The act of inserting a large tube up partner's anus; following a descent size hamster. Allow the hamster to explorer the rectum throughly.
A doctor reported that a patient's anus was severely burned, and their partner endured a broken nose. This was due to the igniting of a methane pocket in the anus, after light a match trying retrieve a felched hamster.
(Unfortunately, the scorched hamster did not survive.)
(Unfortunately, the scorched hamster did not survive.)
by L A Lara August 30, 2008
by UnCLe_MeLLoN_BaLLs April 07, 2003
by bug eyed bob September 09, 2003
As we all know, felching primarily refers to shoving rodents up one's bum. Of course, we all have an urge to shove a small furry animal up our butt from time to time, but it's dangerous. Richard Gere, for example, was rumoured to have had a sad incident with a hamster, which required a surgeon to get it out.
Felching is used to stimulate the so called male G-spot, which is found somewhere up the anus. Putting the poor rodent in the freezer before inserting him makes him shiver, which makes him act like a vibrator, massaging your G-spot. When he unfreezes, I hope he eats through your colon.
by turkeydurkey July 18, 2016
the homesexual act of inserting first a paper towel holder tube into the other parterns anus, and after the tube has been inserted all the way into the anus, taking a small furry animal, ie. a gerbil, and putting it into the paper towel tube that has been fully inserted into the anus, then just watching the hillarity insue.
by the_nugget April 08, 2009
The act of inserting seminal fluids into an orifice i.e. anus. This act must take place prior to a spelch.
by Red Dragon October 16, 2003
Felch is a fan company. They make ceiling fans,desktop fans,computer fans airconditioners.
Felch is also the latest teen pop sensation in vain of andy warhol and pepsi.
Felch is also the latest teen pop sensation in vain of andy warhol and pepsi.
by Dane and Anjali June 15, 2004