Dryer Felching

Dryer Felching:
The act of assembling an outfit by pulling articles of clothing from a dryer then tossing the unwanted items back in and closing the dryer leaving them for a later time.

"Alden spent longer than he planned looking for a matching sock while dryer felching."

by Cervelo1 July 29, 2016

necro felching

The act of felching a dead corpse.

After Chase fucked the dead body in the ass, he felched his cum out of the corpse's anus with a straw.

by ickytips April 27, 2005

Felch

When some one cums up a persons ass then sucks it out

Michael felched Robert.

by thedictionaryguy August 29, 2014

felch

A horribly named town in Upper Michigan. If you don't believe me look it up!

We are going to Felch today.

My God why would you tell me about it?

by Tenacious-C June 23, 2007

felcher

During anal sex when cum is released into the ass, the FELCHER is the person who removes the cum, with a straw or not.

The felcher sucked out the cum with a straw.

by Potatotron Ramone May 22, 2005

stop trying to make fetch happen

When a person is misreading a social situation. It is a quote from “Mean Girls” movie and essentially means give up or let it go or go away because it is a futile pursuit; you are deluded to continue as the other party does not agree.

Person 1 -did u hear from Emily?
Person 2- yeah... but I wish she would give up and stop trying to make fetch happen

by Glencoco November 8, 2017

Felch baby

A Baby born by the process of sucking ejaculate out of an anus (not necessarily partner's anus) and spitting it into a vagina.

You Anit nuttin butta felch baby...

by Diddty dix and company. June 15, 2006