fauxfended

to act as if offended in order to induce guilt in another.

i cried when he teased me for vomiting but i was really only fauxfended.

by machete flapjack February 26, 2009

fauld

Combination of the words Faux and old. New stuff that is made to look old. Usually poorly done. Retro. Antiqued. Aged. Patina-ed.Pronounced like "Fold."

Dude! Check out this "fauld" lamp. It looks like it was made in the 70's but it is made of fake plastic.

by Jacob Gerber July 14, 2007

Faultytasking

When someone tries to multitask but get distracted by the one thing and forgets about the rest.

Dude: Hey why are you not talking on msn

Dudette: Sorry im faultytasking

by Tea&Cake September 1, 2009

fauxfusion

When someone, usually a guy, pretends to be confused when they obviously aren't.

Roland expressed his fauxfusion when his girlfriend asked if he liked her new bohemian hat.

by The deal. February 8, 2010

Fauxful

Adj. (combination of Faux and faithful) Used to describe people who claim faith and act accordingly to their own devices in total spite of the teachings they claim to believe in and uphold.

"She claims to be a Catholic, but her actions make her rather Fauxful"

by AWSKing October 7, 2012

Failfie

The result of a selfie gone bad. It is portmanteau of "failed" and "selfie".

Someone takes a selfie with the Eiffel Tower and the picture shows half a face and none of the tower. It is a classic failfie.

by EscouadeBitume June 3, 2014

faulkiner

a very fat ass that looks like miss puff from Sponge bob but very nice sometimes and smells good and she loves math and she loves flirting with guys

faulkiner loves to be loving.

by bob currly March 23, 2017