running farts

Where you have to fart while you are running. When you fart, you can't stop farting.

This is also caused when you have to fart and attempt to hold it in and then you start running.

That was the worst 100 meter sprint I had to do, I had the running farts the whole way.

by Ewout Rook March 13, 2009

alternate facts

A false statement contradictory to the truth mean to be taken as reality.

We didn't lie to our investors. We gave alternate facts.

by Señor Chavez January 22, 2017

Sir Farty Fartsalot

The biggest troll on IMDB. Sir Farty Fartsalot is his original account, but he has 10-20 other accounts named after flatulence. His schtick is usually creating "Is X better than Y" threads & just has "yes or no" in the body & later abandons the threads.

He's overall harmless but some tend to get all bent out of shape by his silliness.

A comparison thread from someone with a fart-themed username? It must be a Sir Farty Fartsalot sock account.

by FartSmeller September 2, 2014

fartstack

A seemingly never-ending succession of farts, lined up in a geometric or linear pattern.

Gee Bob, did you see Jim and his fartstack earlier today? I thought it would never end.

by Phil Saberhagen January 17, 2004

Fartsistance

To help a fart come out by leaning to one side; raising one butt cheek or pressing on your belly.

My farts always come out easier after some fartsistance.

by nutty_poo October 16, 2008

fishstick farts

Flatulence that is the byproduct of dirt-cheap fish dipped in over-salted egg batter, frozen, later fried in rancid, unhealthy oil, and then forcefully blown out of one’s nether-hole.

When I was growing up there was nothing worse than the horrific smell of an elementary school cafeteria on Fridays, thanks to fishstick farts.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2019

rabbit farts

The sweetest, most unobtrusive flatulence you’ll ever encounter.

I wish I could bottle rabbit farts, they smell like lilacs and clover.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019