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Mentally masturbating

the act of pleasuring oneself by using only the mind to concentrate on something stimulating.
No one would every know that during the meeting Brandon was mentally masturbating because he wasn't using his hands to touch his penis.
by Lateesha223 July 15, 2014
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Evil Masturbating

When you have a skin affliction (see, e.g. poison ivy, poison oak, eczema, psoriasis, etc) that makes you itchy but you know you aren’t supposed to scratch it because it’ll only make it worse. An itch you literally cant scratch.
Person 1: Oh no I was out yesterday and got poison ivy and now I’m all itchy.

Person 2: No evil masturbating !
by Factually Fake, Actually August 23, 2023
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masturbating superhero

What Batman does between the cartoonstrips.
Mike: Dude, this cartoon has a masturbating superhero in it.
John: What? Last week, it was lesbian Sailor Moons.
by Anal Violator October 21, 2003
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Masturbating

Masturbating is when you jack your dick off to some good porn you are watching on your electronics and then will eventually lead to a orgasm
As soon as I opened the door to my house from workI caught my son masturbating to some boy getting his cock sucked.
by 001002943 December 16, 2019
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Faceturbating

The practice of getting pleasure from feeling and rubbing one's face. Originally coined for shavegeeks who loved to feel their smooth shaves, faceturbating can also be done by anyone who is impressed with the smoothness, clarity, or overall sexiness of their facial epidermis.
Dude I got the closest shave this morning, I was faceturbating all day long.
by chavegeek January 24, 2009
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Masturbating

"I love to jerk my cock" "you mean masturbating, right?" "Yep"
by Jdjehduehd September 18, 2019
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Masturbating

"Masturbating" (verb) "Mah-STer-Bay-ting"

It's a high-level baiting technique in which a person has the ability to force a person into believing in a false logistic. The outcome leads a person to realize they've been decieved. The person baiting then has the ability to overcome and/or take advantage over the person baited. The Masturbater is a "MASTER at BAITING".Can be used in real life applications. In the 1700s it was regarded as "Choking the Chicken", as people often choked the person baited. Due to modern slang, it is now regarded as "masturbating".
"Chad was seen masturbating with Kelly"
by ChadV2 November 15, 2018
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