farmer's mistress 

Noun. A synonym for a sheep.

Person 1: I need some wool to make this sweater for my girlfriend, any ideas where I could get some?

Person 2: Try the farmer's mistress.

farmer's mistress by MrCorrect1985 September 18, 2009

farmer emoticon 

A farmer emoticon nearly identical to regular emoticons except these sport a fancy straw hat signified by the pound sign and a vertical bar as shown below

#|: )

The other features that can be added are listed below

#|:`) ---> piece of wheat in farmer's mouth
#|: 9 ---> farmer with dip in his lip (the 9 can be replaced with a 6 for a sad farmer with dip)
#|; ) ,==== ---> farmer with a shotgun

Hick 1 - Cletus I needs to tell ya something
Hick 2 - What is it Billy Bob?
Hick 1 - I just had a date with your sister and we are going to be exclusive
Hick 2 - #|>: ( ,====
Hick 1 - What is that?
Hick 2 - It's a farmer emoticon
Hick 1 - I don't get it
Hick 2 - That is me going to hunt your ass down!

farmer emoticon by brown_muscles December 4, 2010

Farmer Shlong 

A farmer with a long shlong

Me: “He’s got a farmer shlong!”

Farmer Shlong by sophiasuckssss May 17, 2021

Farmer Giles 

Piles. Cockney rhyming slang, often abbreviated to Farmers.

Ooooh, me fackin' farmers!

Farmer Giles by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

Farmer's Breakfast 

A sexual act which involves the breaking of an egg into a partner's anal region, and subsequently consuming the contents with the mouth only.

I heard she gives an awesome Farmer's Breakfast. Scoops the yolk right outta there

Farmer's Breakfast by CletusDaDog June 11, 2010

Farmer John salt lick 

An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.

Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick.

Farmer John salt lick by Kenneth Fister July 14, 2010

farmer boy

1. a cute guy, sort of a douchebag but sweet nevertheless. country of course, preferably from a state such as Louisiana, Texas, Alabama, Mississippi, Kentucky, Tennessee etc.

2.a nickname for definition 1, when you talk to and about too many guys and your friends cant remember their names so they give them descriptive nicknames.

Girl #1: oh god, you wont believe it but Billy Joe texted me the sweeeetest thing last night.

Girl#2:Who?

Girl#1: *sigh* I TOLD you about him the other dayy. You know....hes the guy, tall blonde, blue eyes, kind of country, moved from Texas...southern accent...? ring a bell?

Girl #2: Ohh yeahhh, farmer boy.

farmer boy by farmerboylovah May 21, 2009