When your teacher has just farted in class and covered it up by saying it's a semi-non-aquatic fart, not true, or when your little sister or brother tries to blame a fart on someone but nobody came to blame it on so they say it's an fard, then it could be them farting over cringy a#s lankybox and content because the video contains farts, but nobody likes farts so they say it's an fard.
Joe: Victory royale on fortnite baby!
Mom: Who farted?
Joe: Nooo, no ,no , no, my mom must not find out that I farted!
Mom: Come to the living room, I want answers!
Joe: I farded, Not a fart!
Mon: Ok? Joe?
Mom: Who farted?
Joe: Nooo, no ,no , no, my mom must not find out that I farted!
Mom: Come to the living room, I want answers!
Joe: I farded, Not a fart!
Mon: Ok? Joe?
by Fart Jokes January 2, 2024

by ilickhairyass March 3, 2022

Something that is smelly but also super funny
Or
Something that shows true dissatisfaction and frustration
Or
Something that shows true dissatisfaction and frustration
by MellowJello!! December 9, 2023

by AnBan July 10, 2021

The two words "Fat" and "Retard" combined to make the word "Fard".
A word or phrase used to call out a obese or mentally crippled person for being a obese or mentally crippled person. It may also be used to substitute the word "Fuck" or "Fatass".
A word or phrase used to call out a obese or mentally crippled person for being a obese or mentally crippled person. It may also be used to substitute the word "Fuck" or "Fatass".
Person1: Damn, look at that fat retard.
Person2: You mean the fard?
Person3: Shut the fard up you fard.
Person2: You mean the fard?
Person3: Shut the fard up you fard.
by POLERX4 March 27, 2022
