fappadactyl

A pterodactyl that masturbates while flying

The Fappadactyl's sperm fell from the sky

by Sir Frederick Fappingtin November 7, 2013

fapped down

To get shot numerous times, in multiple different spots of your body until you are either twitching or can no longer breathe.

Man, you see Johnny get fapped down outside the club? Tragic.

by GOO TOWN March 2, 2022

Double Tap Fapping

When one reuses the same napkin for multiple jerk sessions.

Yea Bad Luck Bryan is bating on a budget so I'm almost positive he is double tap fapping.

by UnbentSlinky December 10, 2012

fapidextrous

The ability to masturbate with equal efficiency using either hand.

Jason broke his right arm on the slopes, thank goodness he is fapidextrous; his fapping will not be interrupted

by doc_hol October 6, 2013

Fapping

Jerking off

Damn I’m fapping and I got cum on my hand

by Tyrone122 November 13, 2019

Fapped

The past tense of the sounds of masturbation followed by ejaculation.

Dazon Curtis fapped into his Chachi.

by adriononyonib August 28, 2017

Fappitydaps

Breasts and/or Ass. To perform sexual intercourse with a woman (uasly with large breasts and a nice ass).

Person 1: Damn bro, I need to get me some fappitydaps.
Person 2: True that bro, same here.

by CokeLizard March 22, 2011