A Bigfoot Fairy is a relativley new species of Bigfoot. They are just like regular Bigfoot, but they're only 2 inches tall and have wings. They can't really fly very well, because of their feet weighing them down. Bigfoot Fairies mainly survive on twinkies and iced tea. They are very rare and delicate creatures, and are usually spotted in Greenland.
by Bigfoot Researcher November 9, 2008
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Charlie : So Rich are how did it work out with the lawyers?
Richard : She got the house, but I got the car and the camp.
Charlie : You know you got off pretty lucky on this one.
Richard : Yeah, I can't deny it fuckin' fairy tale divorce as far as I'm concerned.
Charlie : She let you off pretty easy for all that screwing around.
Richard : Yep, stupid and big tits that's what I married her for. Hopefully, she finds a nice rich dude who enjoys watching desparate housewives and listening to her talk about the joys of teaching 3rd grade.
Richard : She got the house, but I got the car and the camp.
Charlie : You know you got off pretty lucky on this one.
Richard : Yeah, I can't deny it fuckin' fairy tale divorce as far as I'm concerned.
Charlie : She let you off pretty easy for all that screwing around.
Richard : Yep, stupid and big tits that's what I married her for. Hopefully, she finds a nice rich dude who enjoys watching desparate housewives and listening to her talk about the joys of teaching 3rd grade.
by Darker August 10, 2010
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Get the Snow Fairy Shot mug.Russell the salesman sits at westtar drinking a hot cup of coffee while he blames other workers that he works with. so the customer will not relize that he is the cause of most of the drama!
the filter fairy broke libertys door while acting like a spoiled little bitch
the filter fairy broke libertys door while acting like a spoiled little bitch
by russ sharp January 16, 2012
Get the Filter Fairy mug.Somebody who everybody else talks to in order to get a girlfriend. Named a fairy because normally the people who end up with them get laid by complete fucking magic.
by Handleishandleable December 14, 2017
Get the girlfriend fairy mug.A person who is overly positive about things. Too positive to the point where they can not act accordingly to the situation they are in.
They often have a lot of bottled up emotions, that they try to hide from themselves by fooling themselves to stay positive/happy.
They often have a lot of bottled up emotions, that they try to hide from themselves by fooling themselves to stay positive/happy.
1. I have heard that john is a giggly fairy.
2. Stop being such a giggly fairy.
3. I'm sorry I'm such a giggly fairy.
2. Stop being such a giggly fairy.
3. I'm sorry I'm such a giggly fairy.
by Kenny Jay February 10, 2021
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