Fetish Farming

Fetish farming is when someone gives an artist a seemingly innocent request that seems harmless at first, but is actually fetishy, this request is asked for multiple times. Fetish farming is mostly used to take advantage of artists MOSTLY young artists into drawing fetish art, stay safe kiddos.

Here are a few examples of this.
Stranger: Can you draw insert character burping?

Stranger: Can you draw insert character burping PLEASE?! ((And this question is ASKED multiple times))

Artist: Basically closes any form of request, anonymous or not
Someone: Why can't you fetish farming weirdos just DRAW the damn art yourselves?

by Kyandi_pup August 26, 2022

Murphy's Far Falling Unreachable Theory

The theory that when we accidentally drop an object (where ever we happen to be at the moment) it no doubt falls or rolls to the farthest, unreachable place. It is a mysterious theory that never fails to happen.

I was putting on my make up and my lipstick fell on the floor. Murphy's Far Falling Unreachable Theory kicked in because it was no where to be found. I had to hunt and excavate the room in order to finally find it behind the dresser under the rug.

by annieoakley August 7, 2010

Sheathing the flaming sword

A risky sex act. A man puts on a condom and covers it in lighter fluid. He then lights it and puts his penis into a vagina.

I’m going to be sheathing the flaming sword with my girl tonight.

by tankajahari December 1, 2022

Keep Your Head Up Princess, Your Tiara Is Falling

it's a comical way to say "keep going" or "push through" or whatever. its supposed to be an encouraging quote and usually serves its purpose, also making that person smile

"dude i've been so sad. i can't believe he left me for that other girl"
"hey, keep your head up princess, your tiara is falling"

by anakin skywalker May 16, 2013

flamingo

A very great youtuber who's first channel was albertsstuff witch he stoped making videos on because he cursed and wasnt making any money so he switched to flamingo and now plays ROBLOX games and trolls on roblox his channel is now more successful he uploads twice a day every day except for holidays.

Me: yo did you watch flamingo's video? other guy: yesterday yea it was epic.

by dumb meme's February 10, 2020

falling off

going from being successful to a failure

Vanilla Ice's punk ass fell off

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

human farming

The practice, by nation states, of the parasitical exploitaion of its population.

Evolved from the slavery, subsequent feudal and Monarchical/Federal models of civilisation, human farming is practiced globally (enabled through Uniform Commercial Code in the USA and Admiralty Law in the EU) through the use of social programming. This programming is achieved through eduction systems and religion, propoganda through mass media and terror tactics (covert/overt military force). It enables the ruling class of a nation to systematically and continuously reap taxes (the produce) from the human 'herd'.

Great care is taken by the farmers to preserve the appearance of 'normality' to its livestock as those that become aware of the manipulation are often 'lost' if not succesfully rehabilitated via penal/psychiatric means. The farmers also motivates the herd to consume the products and services available on the farm to stimulate an artifical economy for the purposes of reinforcing the herds cohesion. This is done to continually maximise productivity. Due to the inherent unsustainability of the practice, human farming eventually reverts to a totalitarian sytem of slavery and the cycle begins again.

Human farming is just like life in the Matrix but it's real and it's everywhere!

by wavemachine February 18, 2016