Falcon Punch

A cocktail invented in western Canada. It consists of all the beverages, alcoholic and non alcoholic, that were consumed at a party that are then mixed into a very large cup (the original is consumed out of a giant ceramic red solo cup). The fun part about this is its different for every party you go to

"I'm already wasted, this falcon punch is gonna do me in for the night."

by Nutty Wes July 18, 2015

millennium falcon punch

A move where you drive the millennium falcon into something

See that! I just won a game of Star Wars Battlefront with my millennium falcon punch skills!

by lolmaster444 March 16, 2020

Falcon Punch

When the male is fingering or 'poking' the female he inserts both his thumb and index finger and reaches for the top of the cave of the Womb, Pinches with both fingers pulls down as far as he can and lets the skin ping right back up again. - Bleeding is Inevitable.

Falcon Punch

by HardcoreGreenArmy April 26, 2010

Falcon Punch

Lighting your hand on fire then punching someone with as much power as possible

“Did you hear Justin got send to the hospital with third degree burns and a concussion”

“Yeah he got Falcon Punched”

by Toadman27 February 21, 2022

The Falcon Punch

Falcon Punch: An intimate sex act between two men where you dip your arm in gasoline, and drive it into their asshole. Before you begin, you typically put on a red helmet with a blue skin suit, and insert a carton of pop rocks into your partners gaping asshole. Once finished, proceed to fist them a single time with an earth-shattering punch at approximately 70,000 newtons of force, all while punching at Mach 2.2 and yelling “FALCOOOOOON PUUUNCH!!!!” at the top of your lungs. This will ignite the asshole on impact due to the friction between their anal walls and your gasoline covered arm. The shockwave from the asshole explosion may blow them away while leaving their ass on fire, covering the room with blood, shit, flames, and pop rocks.

When Elliot found Jax in his college dorm, he snuck into his room and surprised him with The Falcon Punch.

by The Muntologist July 8, 2025

Falcon Punch

When you are fucking a girl and she is just getting comfortable; you pull out and brutally fist her anus making sure to twist your knuckles and use proper striking form.

Guy 1: Dude I "Falcon Punched "my sister yesterday.
Guy 2: 你他媽的是怎麼了？ Me too!
Guy 1: Nani!

by SEXICAN6969 March 6, 2018

Falcon punch

To punch someone in the vagina

Dude you are pissing me off, I'm gonna falcon punch you.

by Kitty and Muffy December 10, 2020