epic failure

a failure so incredibly astounding it goes down in history with the guy who threw his shoe at President Bush and missed and Pet Rock.

"You just misspelled your name... epic failure."

by LindsayLouFool December 21, 2008

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Failure Hangover

The feeling associated with with waking up and knowing immediately you failed at something the night before. This feeling can be anything from sadness to anger to dejection.

"How are you feeling man? You don't look so hot."
"I woke up with a Failure Hangover. I totally failed that physics exam yesterday. It sucks."

by T-DURDEN October 20, 2011

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Failution

To make several new year resolutions but fail to achieve any of them.

I was too optimistic with my resolutions last year, they were a complete failution!

by Chraz February 2, 2018

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Videos that rub salt in the wounds of individuals or companies that tried at something and failed, often subconsciously making the viewer feel better about not trying by reminding them of the consequences of failure.

"I was up until 3AM watching failure porn for 'Batman v. Superman'."

"Is it sad that my channel earns more money from making failure porn for games that bomb than making reviews for games that succeed?"

by IMJL February 6, 2018

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Failureness

A sense of being unsucessful or failed.

Failureness might be a key to success.

by Macky Chauhan June 4, 2018

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failure to appear

What a ghost or genie gets charged with if it doesn't materialize when commanded to do so.

In Shakespeare's play "Henry The Fourth", Glendower boasts that he has the power to "call spirits from the vasty deep", to which Hotspur sarcastically retorts, "Why, so can I, or so can any man --- but will they come when you do call for them?" He should have added, "And if they do not, canst thou prosecute them for 'failure to appear'?"

by QuacksO October 7, 2020

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