feces

A brown lump that decends from the anus hole. (Another word for shit)

Soon, the feces entered the rectum stage where the nutrients raped it until it was brown.

by Adam The Fucking Gold May 1, 2009

feces

feces means: shit

by Sir Cole Jerk August 25, 2003

Facesquat

To snatch up a Facebook "vanity url", the custom screenname now available on the popular social networking site.

Mike Pence facesquatted Obie Fernandez's name as his URL. It ruined their friendship.

by bro2baseball June 16, 2009

Fecess

This word is the act of using diarrhea as an excuse to get out of an unpleasant task. Kind of like a recess.

Jerome did not want to go to jail for a third consecutive arrest for the possesion of crack cocaine during a routine traffic stop, he told the police officer that he was driving 83 mph in a school zone because he had explosive diarrhea. Nice fecess Jerome, I'm very proud of ya.

by Dr J G July 17, 2009

Faceshing

The act of posting a status on Facebook about yourself to elicit sympathy or praise from other people.(also see: facebragging).

Contraction of the words Facebook and fishing because it's effectively throwing a line out on Facebook and hoping someone will bite.

Jamie: Bob's Facebook status said he got fired today and the tests came back and he does have herpes.

Bryan: He's probably just Faceshing, don't comment.

by Chris Congerio November 7, 2009

FECES ULCER

Ulcers that occur on your feces and can cause large amounts of blood to come out of the rectum.

Last night after eating large amounts of mexican food I FECED and I looked down at my feces and noticed a feces ulcer. Then I noticed that large amounts of blood started to come out of my rectum (comparable to Niagra Falls).

by thrustin and bustin November 7, 2010

faceshat

Completely drunk and/or intoxicated.

I got completely faceshat for my 21st birthday and I don´t remember any of it.

by MrFishMan January 10, 2011