Awesome Nintendo Facts

A Twitter Account that is considered to be a god

Awesome Nintendo facts is my favorite Twitter account.

by DefaultFacts July 8, 2021

fattist

someone oppossed to fat people, fat culture, and the fat influence in our culture

fattists are often seen as a negative thing and people jump to label them, but really they are only converned with a healthy america. your fat, your problem.

fattists believe the overweights should be actively working to be thinner. until then, fuck off.

person a: That skinny model is hot.
person b: fattist!

by tiffany April 22, 2005

alt-facts

Abbreviation of alternative facts. Lies or misleading statements asserted as fact. Alt-facts specifically as found on or working with alternative right or alt-right sources posing as news, in order to intentionally debase rational discussion and falsely bend arguments to a far right-leaning political world view.

"He yelled out some Alt-Facts from Breitbart saying climate change is a Chinese hoax".

by dencentral January 23, 2017

Fatist

A deep dislike or even mistrust of the overweight. With regards to the opposite sex a fatist could be considered antithetical to a 'Chubby Chaser'.

Jesus she's a size 12 max, that Loughran is some fatist.

by IanOLeary September 21, 2016

Brad Facts

Something that sounds like it could be true but is made up, or highly exaggerated.

Brad Facts can be so dang dumb!

by i-say-ya July 14, 2016

fartiste

One who has mastered the art…of fart

“Gus’ farts are amazing!”
“You think so? I think Gus is a dilettante when it comes to farting. If you give him a bowl of chili it can be impressive. But Meep, he’s a real fartiste. I've wept from the beauty of his farts."

by Anncorgun Mc Gee December 10, 2010

Alternate Facts

Despite popular belief, an alternative fact is not a lie, but a fact derived in an alternate reality or parallel universe. These facts are often hard to verify as all data and analysis doesn't leave the alternate reality or universe where it was derived. Furthermore most people are not able to access the alternate reality or universe, as it requires special abilities reserved for those with a wonton disregard for logic, and zero cognitive dissonance.

Trump: Hey Pence, Nickelback is the best selling band of all time! We need to book them for the inauguration.
Pence: Save your alternate facts for the media and twitter.

by Taco Corp January 23, 2017