facial hair

Noticable hairs that grow on the face of (hopefully) a male and give him a more masculin look. These hairs can be in the form of a beard, gotee, sideburns, mustache, or maybe just a little peach fuzz. Typically during the teen years (as they hit puberty and begin to grow it) they shave it off or keep it to a bare minimum of hair, so the girls their age can enjoy their youthful look and want to mate with them. Depending on the face shape, and color of the facial hair, a man can look good or bad with it. A female never looks good with facial hair.

1. Look! Jon forgot to shave off his facial hair today, you can see all the little tiny black hairs on his face!

2. Jade, I think you should wax above your lip, you've got so much facial hair there you're starting to grow a mustache.

by Bored Adolescent in Basement November 28, 2007

Facial Reconstructive Intercourse

it's when you get skullfucked so hard that you come out looking like John Travolta or Nicholas Cage.

"Dood i gave that hooker last night some hardcore facial reconstructive intercourse, SHAMWOW"

by PsychoNifkin May 17, 2009

facial pubes

facial hair, mostly sideburns, that resemble pubic hair. usually creepy looking

Eww, that dude eating has ice cream all up in his facial pubes

by capn t March 23, 2005

Facial Tornado

You put a fan in front your girl's face. You turn the fan on and then ejaculate into the fan in turn giving her a massive facial.

Alexis wanted a facial but i gave her a facial tornado instead and she loved it!!

by Deathtacurl January 19, 2010

Facial Cum Slut

A female who just loves a mans cum some much they need it all over their face at all times of the day.

That Vicky is such a facial cum slut, she begged me to pull it out and cum all over her face, she fuckin loved it!!!

by A Da Monsta October 26, 2005

Facial Smackdown

The act of a male grasping his penis and striking his partner in his or her face as a sexual activity.

I wanted her to feel the pain, so I gave her a brutal facial smackdown

by Satanrising666 July 11, 2016

Facial Awareness

To be aware of the size of your own face.

"Jim, were all leaving."
"You can't leave."
"Why?"
"I know my face won't fit through that door."
"How the hell do you know that?"
"I have facial awareness."

by Matt Lindley July 30, 2006