Facial Dispenser

She kept going to the salon and paying for expensive facials, when she knew she could use my Facial Dispenser any time she wanted, free of charge.

by hsquad71 April 1, 2004

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facialbook

to add a friend in facebook to whom which you have given a facial

after jazzing in her face and giving her a cincinatti beret she asked to be added to my facialbook profile

by b_dk January 4, 2009

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Facial Hair February

Similar to: No-shave November, Decembeard, Manuary, and March Stashness... The month is meant to celebrate the wonders of a man (or woman) and their facial hair.

Q: Yo whats up with the facial hair, bro?
A: Ive been keeping it goin since No-shave November, and its Facial Hair February ... get with it.

by McKracken72 December 4, 2010

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Facial Cramps

When your jaw and/or cheeks become sore or cramped. A common side effect of smiling way too much or performing prolonged cunninglus.

Last night I went down on my girlfriend for two hours and today I couldn't chew my breakfast. Worst facial cramps ever, feels like I was in the ring with Mike Tyson.

by SpiceRubbaDubba February 24, 2011

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E-facial

When a guy masturbates while on skype with a female and cums on the image of her face to simulate a real life facial. Very popular for long distance relationships and in Frankfurt, Germany.

Mary: How are you and Bryan doing?
Sallie: We're better than ever! He's been giving me E-facials over skype and it's really saved our relationship!

by Claire Loves E-facials. November 20, 2010

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