1:

Joe: "I'm 5 cents short, can you let me off?"

Dom (undercover): No can do bro, no broke boys allowed"

Joe: "Please, just this once, it's for my family?

Dom (not undercover): Did you say FAMILY?

Joe: DOM TORETTO??

Dom: Nothing is more important than family. I will let you off.

Family by GigaHash July 25, 2021

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Family

1. A group of people who will relentlessly tease you and then wonder why you left them.

See also: Parents

2. A meme from Fast and Furious.

1. "Sometimes I wonder if my family even cares about me at all. I feel like an outcast because of how they treat me. Like I'm some sort of laughing stock. Am I missing something?"

2. "You never turn your back on family."

Family by Ubeenbamboozledson August 11, 2021

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Family

The best thing possible

Family is power

Family by anonymous November 22, 2021

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family

a bunch of pussies that argue all the time, cry, makeup, then argue some more, then my sister goes to empregnate herself at some party, and theres more arguing. BUT ITS OK! because daddys little girl can do whatever she wants.

mum: you kids didnt get xmas presents for the rest of the family! your so selfish!
me: i dont have any fucking money go kill yourself.

family by antago0onist December 26, 2008

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