fustache

A very thin, almost imperceiveable spread of facial hair found on the upper lip. Often found on teenage males.
Fake-Mustache
F-ustache
Fustache

Nice fustache.
Look at Bobby's little fustache.

by j.w.d November 30, 2006

fistymusch

Someone so ugly, their face looks like it's been fisted.

"Fucking hell Dave, your new missus has got a right Fistymusch on her"

by Clarky1979 April 22, 2018

fustigerwizaphobia

fustigerwizaphobia - fear of Whipping wizards

I have the fear fustigerwizaphobia. They be whipping and I be runnin

by Paroxysmking November 2, 2019

Fusting

Fisting is the act of inserting ones fist into another persons asshole for sexual pleasure. Fusting is quite similar, however there are a few extra steps. First, one must use two-three fingers when making initial contact with the anal cavity, next comes the "toy" (dildo) and yep you guessed it, it is inserted into the anal cavity. These first two steps are done prior to the insertion of the fist. The idea is, the first two steps will open the cavity widely enough to shove a fist up ones asshole.

Him: How many fingers will you use? Her: Hmm, your asshole is already pretty loose from last night, I'll just use two. Him: Oh ya don't forget to bring the pink toy so we can spread it even more and hopefully you can start Fusting me. Her: Of course, you know it! ;) Him: HeHe bet

by Br0ken Wiind0wz November 9, 2020

fussy

Slang for “foot pussy.” AKA using one’s foot or feet like a vagina.

“I gave my man a life-changing foot job last night.”
“Is your fussy sore?”
“No”
“Then it wasn’t life-changing”

by Nicki T November 11, 2020

Funty

Funty means “Funny” made up by Miley Cyrus

If I come for you it will not be Funty.

by YourNamehereIG April 18, 2021

funtybunt

The act of dressing up as a pigeon and shitting on historicle monuments!

that man likes funtybunting

by amyboo July 9, 2007