hot funnel

A skanky whore on a dating website/app that is most likely going to "catfish" or decieve you. They will most likely give you an STD.

"Wow that looks like a hot funnel on tinder!"

by Mad Cow Mama April 08, 2017

funnel fun

funnel fun is a colloquial term for coitus.

funnel fun is a term for fucking.

"Shit...I could sure do with some funnel fun tonight," Rod Fathers said staring down at his wife's fun - funnel .

"You aren't getting any funnel fun tonight unless you fix them f'king lights in the bathroom," Rod Fathers wife exclaimed.

by Rod Fathers (LE) November 04, 2013

Pork Funnel

A Woman's Vagina

Holy shit Batman, did you see that pork funnel? Looks like a badly packed kebab with extra garlic sauce...

by BBErections June 17, 2019

funnel cake

a cake made of batter that is poured through a funnel into hot fat or oil, deep-fried until crisp, and served sprinkled with sugar

I loved that funnel cake with strawberries and whipped cream!

by GreenApple25 December 14, 2018

crowd funneling

The mis-use of a crowd funding site to raise money for a false reason.

She is crowd funneling. Her son doesn't need money for rent. He is in jail! She has a bad case of bulshitus.

by Editor7 September 20, 2017

vagina funnel

A small strap-on device that allows a woman to pee standing up and avoid touching the toilet seat.

"Dude, did you see Jennifer writing her name in the snow...she must have a vagina funnel."

by gypsy333 May 10, 2014

funnel tunnel

When you insert a funnel into your woman's ass and then proceed to pour different colored marbles into it. You then perform anal sex on your lady to mix them up. You and your buddies can then place bets on which color she'll squeeze out first.

Damn homey, I lost 50 bucks playing funnel tunnel with that new chick. I should have picked blue!

by Casual Agent April 13, 2006