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Fum can last for days releasing itself slowly as the gas expells overtime - or - Fum can release in a quick poof upon a heavy seating.
Fum can last for days releasing itself slowly as the gas expells overtime - or - Fum can release in a quick poof upon a heavy seating.
Damn. Did you just fum the couch?
Brynn laid a nasty fum in my mattress last week. It still gives off a whiff whenever I hop into bed.
Brynn laid a nasty fum in my mattress last week. It still gives off a whiff whenever I hop into bed.
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Tania knew she was slummin' when she hooked up with a loser like Gordon, but when she embarrasedly told her friends, they applauded her selflessness; and national FUM month was launched.
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"I was walking to work today and I was waiting to cross the street when I looked down and saw some fum on the cross button. I couldn't tell why I felt like it was fum, but I knew in that moment that we were somehow connected"
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