fuckstick

A utensil used for false intercourse
see dildo

Hot ass Amy had to use her fuckstick to lube her pussy due to the oldman being out of town.

by Bare February 11, 2005

fuckstick

The erect male member.

I gave her one up the Gary, then I made her suck her own shit off my fuckstick.

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

fuckstick

Neilish and his bitch boy

Neil and his "side kick" are fuck sticks :)

by Rahhh April 7, 2003

Fuckstick

Fucksticks are traditionally home-schooled. They try hard to set themselves apart at a young age by wearing dark fingernail polish, Mohawks, chains to hold keys to their inevitably douchey automobile, and other gothic-like fashions. As they grow into their teens they traditionally lack social skills, and tend to be reclusive. For this reason, they tend to skip the traditional college experience - derived from their underdeveloped social skills - and study academia that will land them a career that requires minimal social interaction. Also, due to a major lack of self-esteem they marry at a very young age. Partly because they don't think they can do any better than the first person that expresses interest, but moreover because they're disinterested in partaking in any post-collegiate social activities and are ready to "settle down" and be homebodies. Fucksticks can vary by age but fuckstickness is predominant in younger males in their 20s and 30s. Fuckstickness slowly decreases with age, especially when treated with therapy from the fuckstick's surroundings, typically family or co-workers.

"Hey, stupid fuckstick, you can't even kick a kickball. What a stupid fuckstick. Fuckstick!!!"

by ridersOfTheStorm August 20, 2011

fuckstick

cockwhore

you fuckin fuckstick

by osgood January 30, 2003

Fuckstick

Used in the movie "Shawshank Redemption" and probably fag-prison-gaurd code for a honking huge wank. But it was funny.

I'm going to put my fuckstick in your eyeball, you conceited bitch.

by _ June 3, 2003

fuckstick

A large blunt instrument, typically a cosh or police baton used to enforce authority over another person.

"If you don't back down i'll smash your noggin in with my fuckstick!"

by Rowley May 16, 2003