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Fire 'n' Forget

After one finishes masturbating, they do not clean up after themselves. Usually, there is a designated spot for said action.
Duh! That's where I Fire 'n' Forget!
by Burretproof11 July 11, 2011
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Cum Fogged

A condition which causes a mans thought process and senses to be blurred and distorted due to an excessive amount of cum that has backed up into his brain. The effects of this condition result in making multiple stupid mistakes.
Mike must be cum fogged because he is continually fucking up at work and I know his wife, Sandy, is giving him no love.
by Clint G April 25, 2006
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forget that noise

1. An expletive used to show extreme disagreement or unwillingness.

2. A mild oath used in place of "fuck that shit" to dismiss an idea.
1. "Antwon asked me to hop in his ride to score some dope. Forget that noise!"
2. "British Petroleum wants to plug the hole in the gulf with old tires and golf balls. Forget that noise!"
by SJ@24 May 21, 2010
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FBJ (Forced Blow Job)

The FBJ or Forced Blow Job, is the process of two Beer bottles colliding bottom to head causing a reaction that sends white frothy liquid spurting from the shaft of the victims drink. This then forces the drinker to shove the neck of the bottle into their mouth, in an attempt to prevent liquid from coating the surrounding area in foamy white residue. An accurate execution of The FBJ being performed takes skilled precision and timing. The key is to ensure that the rear end of the initiators bottle meets both with enough force and impact against the pinnacle of the victim’s bottle to cause the most severe reaction.
Imagine someone shoving the steam of a beer bottle into their mouth in an aggressive yet pleasurable motion similar to the act of providing oral sex to a man's genitals. Then finally imagine the hilarity as someone tries to contain the foamy residue of the of the bottles orgasmic reaction from flying from their mouth and onto their recently polished leather shoes. Then my friends, you have witnessed a metaphysical FBJ (Forced Blow Job). As a witness, your reaction should sound similar to: “HA! You just got a sneaky FBJ! Classic!” or “You just got FBJ’d!”
by A Communion of Willi's December 26, 2011
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Dead. Or Sick. I forget.

Used on a messageboard when someone asks where a particular poster is, after an absence from the forum.

Origin is from a line Krusty speaks on The Simpsons when Bart Simpson asks him where is Sideshow Mel.
Metalhammer User 1: What happened to Vim Fuego?
Metalhammer User 2: Dead. Or sick. I forget.
by Lugs-o October 16, 2004
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forced cum

In BDSM, an orgasm that the sub is resisting, so that when he or she finally does cum it's a humiliation experience. Sometimes done in public at a party for extra humiliation.
Molly was doing a brat to get punished, so Jason finally just put his hand down her pants and made her have a forced cum in front of everyone.

He always wants a forced cum once he's tied up.
by passerthru September 30, 2005
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Anya Forger

A peanut-loving telepath child from the anime series "Spy × Family".
??: Who's your favourite character from Spy × Family?
???: I love Anya Forger :)
by Akualoe July 21, 2022
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