foof tube

A foof tube is a device made from scented dryer sheets, a cardboard tube, and a rubber band. It is used to mask the smell of smoke, usually marijuana.

To make: Rubber band one dryer sheet to an end of the tube, and stuff the tube with the rest of the sheets. Smoke passing through this tube will smell laundry fresh!

Also known as a blow tube.

"Man, smoking in my parents' basement can be sketch, but I use a foof tube and they're none the wiser!"

by ogmarshall December 16, 2008

Foof

Verb.
FOOF: Flip Off Old People
An acronym that means to flip off or give the middle finger to elderly people.

An activity invented in B.C. Canada by Kenny Phoenix and his friend Dustin. "Organized Sport" status pending.

Dustin and Kenny went foofing in White Rock.

by Kenny Phoenix November 7, 2006

felch a foof

The art of catching semen (or other bodily fluids) out of the air after a women foofs (a.k.a fart). A rare form of felching, usually performed by expert felchers.

Kelly: Man, you just totally packed my ass and deposited a bunch of cum in my rectum.
George: Yea, I sure did. Do you have a foof ready for me?
Kelly: One foof coming up.
George: Ok, I am ready to felch a foof. Thanks babe.

by Jon Sack August 4, 2007

foof monger

a man over 30 who sniffs little girls bicycle seats

after little debbie rode to her grandmas house, her grandpa snuck out the backdoor to do his foof monger deeds.

by foofie3423 April 21, 2009

foof

another word for farout

you:oi man ma fish just died
me: foof man, im so sorry

by cookiemoonsta May 2, 2008

foof poof

A nicer way to say Cunt Punt.

I foof poof’d her so hard she quief’d cunt nuggets.

by WelshDan October 2, 2018

Foof

The action of something zooming or flying through the air, or just nothing

WOW!!!!!!! Did you just see that plane in the sky?!?!?!?!?!? Holy shit! It was just like FOOF!!

by lp! July 2, 2008