fashtard

mix between fashie and retard

“did you hear about that one kid that sits alone at lunch says he supports nazis? what a fashtard”

by whattheflipvro July 18, 2024

fishtank

Fishtanks in Singapore are family friendly places where people go to for the purpose of bonding with friends or family. Often the females of the group (such as your mother) will profit monetarily and the males will lose money when visiting fishtanks.
fishtanks are typically found in Geylang and there are a variety of activities to enjoy.
When you walk in a fishtank you will be greeted by the smell of fishiness. There are plenty of fishes in the fishtanks to choose from. (why the sea when theres a fishtank) fishes are usually non-local and the origins are usually from China, Vietnam and especially Thailand which you can find both male, female and non-binary fishes.

Son: Mom, Dad for the school holiday can we visit the geylang fishtank
Dad: Why of course son, mom will make $100 and we both will lose $200 for expenses
Mom: yes, so technically its $50 for each of you... unless i work double shift so its free!!

Son: YAYY!! thanks i cant wait to tell my friends and teachers that i visited a fishtank

by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 25, 2024

Fishtagle

A little off or not quite right.

That tuna fish seems a little fishtagle, like it has been out in the sun. Peter has been acting fishtagle ever since he stopped doing meth.

by Stewart Knod March 20, 2025

fishtagle

A little off or not quite right

This casserole seems a bit fishtagle, as if it was left out in the sun. Samuel has been fishtagle since going off his anti-psychotic medication.

by Stewart Knod March 20, 2025

Fishtanking

When you are sitting back in a group setting or party and just observing what is happening and watching the drama unfold.

Do you want to get to the party later and do some fishtanking? I heard there might be some drama that goes down. Perfect opportunity for us to fishtank.

by Puppetmasters225 May 28, 2025

Bangladesh Fishmarket

When 2 old prostitutes who haven't showered for a few days rub their smelly pussies on your pillow and smother you with it during sex

Julian: How much for the night?
Thotiana: Depends what you want...
Julian: A Bangladesh Fishmarket
Thotiana: I know just the women for you. Bonnie! Mabel! Get out here. We got a man looking for the ol' Bangladesh Fishmarket.

by TheBigGrease May 4, 2021

antique fishtank

Pregnant grandma

Did you hear about Ben’s mom?
She got pregnant.
She’s a total antique fishtank now.

by Mrfieldhouse November 9, 2021