Fig-eta Bout It Burger

A specialized burger that comes with figs!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Fig-eta Bout It Burger, it's served with figs!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

fig newton

as defined by Stewie Griffin "It's like an orgy in my mouth"

I ate a fig newton and it was like an orgy in my mouth.

by Ryan Comedic INC October 15, 2006

Fig eyes

When your boyfriend or sexual partner sits over your face in a squatting position and puts one ball over each eye. Also referred to as "balls for eyes".

He had her pinned down for her to slob on his nob but he was feeling particularly feisty and gave her fig eyes in the opportunity.

by Glorious Gladys December 8, 2016

Fig Newtons

The pathetic substitute for real cookies like oreos or chips ahoy. Often bought by overprotective, health-conscious mothers.

-Hey little Johnny, do you want dessert?

-Ya mom! What's there to eat?

-Fig Newtons

-Fig Newtons? Fuck you, mom.

by Barnaby J. August 8, 2008

fig newton

the most addicting cookie ever on the planet earth

I just ate a whole bag of fig newtons

by misaki December 28, 2005

fig twoton

n. a giant fig newton.

Holy fuck that fig newton is like twice the normal size. It's a Fig Twoton!

by Loren Newman September 9, 2005

Fig Sniffer

The act of sniffing one's vagina.

Hamish is such a fig sniffer.

by GreyLady June 28, 2011