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Fiddle Faddle

A group, consisting of at least 3 little people, also known as midgets. A fiddle faddle is a very rare occurrence in the modern world, thus viewing such a group should be celebrated and documented.

Be careful...a fiddle faddle is nothing to mess with. Be sure to wear approrpate shin and foot protection when encountering such a group, as they are most commonly known to be aggressive. Spotters most frequently report injuries sustained from the elusive fiddle faddle including bitten and bruised shins, as well and mangled toes, and sometimes even a head-butted groin.

If you can capture a picture of a fiddle faddle in the wild, you must report it to national geographic and post it on as many social networking sites as possible, to share your find with the rest of the world. (you might get some good money for it, ooooo!)

Good places to spot a fiddle faddle of midgets include: in and around circuses, las vegas, hollywood, the great plains of Africa, and in choice locations around europe and alaska. (eskimo fiddle faddles are an endangered species).
On a safari:

Ryan: "Hey, did you see that herd of elephants?"
Katie: "No, I was too busy tracking the fiddle faddle. A most incredible experience...there were over fifty midgets frolicking in the tall grass...simply amazing!!!!"
Ryan: "Wow, I hope you got them on camera...nobody is going to believe you."
Katie: "Of course I did"
by Cry-Laugher K-Keezy February 14, 2010
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fiddle your faddle

when u gently tease someones flabby stomach or thighs. to fuck with a fat persons fat. to slap the rolls on the back of a fat persons neck. derived from a box of cookies i saw called "fiddle faddles"
hey tyler, you fat piece of shit, im gonna fiddle your faddle
by ryan m 369 February 4, 2009
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Fiddle Diddle

Slang for a man's private part.
Also used as an insult
You have a BIG fiddle diddle.
You fiddle diddle you screwed me!
by Fun Yun Rider January 5, 2011
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Fiddle Faddle

It's a carmel popcorn and peanut treat. Kind of like cracker-jacks or poppycock.
by Robert June 1, 2004
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Fiddle Fiend

Some slut that can't get enough of the fiddle. And by fiddle I mean Dick, bitch!
Nancy is a fucking fiddle fiend! She is always ripping my pants open hoping to get a taste.
by Griz April 13, 2004
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fiddle pricks

A lament uttered when something (especially string instruments) has been vandalized
"Oh fiddle pricks" yelled the conductor when he heard that someone cut the strings on several violins while they were on break.
by Wildthing October 21, 2012
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Fiddle-fondler

A sex move created by meta pod to shake hitlers dick, Jews would be traumatized by the sound of hurler next door getting his fiddle fondled.
Hitler: o hya! I hay! Use die harden Das harden Ist GUT!!! Fiddle Miene Fondle!!! Down Fiddle-fondler

Metapod: metapod uses Harden!

Hitler:*traumatizing sound of orgasm that can't be written*
by Dongerlover May 28, 2015
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