Felching

The retrieval of sperm from the anus via suction

I watched this great porno last night, and after they guy came, they videoed the guy felching her, and it was so cool.

by Maxiboy225 May 7, 2018

felching

when you do her up the ass and then lick it out after!

I felched my mama, and it was good!

by bug eyed bob September 8, 2003

felching

As we all know, felching primarily refers to shoving rodents up one's bum. Of course, we all have an urge to shove a small furry animal up our butt from time to time, but it's dangerous. Richard Gere, for example, was rumoured to have had a sad incident with a hamster, which required a surgeon to get it out.

Felching is used to stimulate the so called male G-spot, which is found somewhere up the anus. Putting the poor rodent in the freezer before inserting him makes him shiver, which makes him act like a vibrator, massaging your G-spot. When he unfreezes, I hope he eats through your colon.

by turkeydurkey July 18, 2016

Felching

When the ejaculate is licked from the anus after ejaculation into said anus.

Trent was way into felching my anus, so I dumped him.

by A-A-Ron22 December 4, 2016

felching

the homesexual act of inserting first a paper towel holder tube into the other parterns anus, and after the tube has been inserted all the way into the anus, taking a small furry animal, ie. a gerbil, and putting it into the paper towel tube that has been fully inserted into the anus, then just watching the hillarity insue.

last night heron was felching with mike and the gerbil got stuck.

by the_nugget April 8, 2009

Felch

The act of inserting seminal fluids into an orifice i.e. anus. This act must take place prior to a spelch.

Neal virgorously felched into Bob while stuttering, "Rrrreefund your ass!"

by Red Dragon October 15, 2003

felch

Felch is a fan company. They make ceiling fans,desktop fans,computer fans airconditioners.
Felch is also the latest teen pop sensation in vain of andy warhol and pepsi.

"Dude we should go to that felch concert"

"not until i have some felch to drink"

"felch is cool"

by Dane and Anjali June 15, 2004