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Fisty Cunts

A corruption of Fisty Cuffs (an UK expression for a fight or scuffle). Used to describe a group of one or more people (usually young men) on a night out who are looking for a fight, and who are cunts.

Fisty Cunts will start a fight with anyone, for any reason, and may well become depressed or unhappy if they do not have an altercation on a night out.
Look at that group of Fisty Cunts over there.
by Kin Mackal October 6, 2010
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Festy Kid

An unkempt/filthy person of middle to upper class suburban descent (usually white) who in an attempt to rebel against their parents and the establishment cease all forms of hygiene and employment and live off their parents' money while attending music festivals and consuming copious amounts of psychedelic drugs.

When not scoring drugs in festival parking lots, they can be found driving from thrift store to thrift store looking for patchouli and crocheted dread lock caps.
Did you see that festy kid trippin face at Vibes shouting the 4 Grateful Dead lyrics he knew?

Muffy and Charles were appalled to learn that their beloved son Preston had succumbed to the festy kid movement and had drained their bank account in order to follow the Disco Biscuits summer tour.
by indyrae/sarahparker August 3, 2010
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Foisty Ninny Queer

A straight person who dates or sleeps with a gay of the opposite sex.
Typically use against men.
Joe: Carl has a lesbo girlfriend!
Larry: Yeah, he's such a foisty ninny queer...
by Ill Hubs April 5, 2009
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Festy

Tom is festy
by The ultimate roaster June 9, 2019
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Fisty McManhood

Just before sprinting through halls of congress in fear of his life on Jan 6th, Joshua Hawley raised his fist in solidarity with Hillbilly Seditionists. Lying-liar Fisty McManhood then decided to pay a ghostwriter for a piece-of-shit book that he slapped his name on, in which he screeches about attacks on masculinity and what it means to be a "real" dude.
by Uncle Joosie May 25, 2023
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Fisty

Adj.-slang originating from San Clemente California.

If something is "fisty" it is awesome, sweet, sick, or hardcore.

Similar to fist-worthy or Seattle's filthy.

You should use this word often to get the desired effect. When used those around should acknowledged their agreement that something is fisty, by saying it is fisty as well. One can emphasize said acknowledged agreement by firstly making a fist, then grabbing the fisted wrist or forearm. The emphasis varies on how low you are grabbing, the closer you are to the elbow the more you are acknowledging the agreement. It should be duly noted that you should never thrust the fisted arm for this is offensive, one should only use a grabbing motion while fisted arm is stationary.
Stephen:"Hey how great was that concert last night!"

Alex:"Ya dude! (insert random band) was so fisty!"

Stephen:"Ya they were freakin fisty!"
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Malachi:"Thats fisty!"

Jordan:"Way fisty!"

Jordan:*grabs fisted arm near elbow*

Malachi:*returns gesture*
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by Winston Q. Jorgonson June 7, 2010
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Mr. Fisty

When you ram your fist into the rectum of another.
Dude, I was with Jessie last night and I slipped her the Mr. Fisty. She screamed like a banshee.
by THE Mister Fisty April 30, 2010
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