Farticles

The particles left when you fart while sitting.

"As she sat in the chair, the farticles began to flow through the air."

by Farticlegirl August 1, 2018

Farticles

Noun - A minute portion of poo matter.
Released with ass gasses these small poo particles contaminate the atmosphere. Entraping these in someone’s pillow may result in Pink Eye.

Matt: *Farts*
Laura: “Stop releasing farticles!”

by Professor Penguin August 5, 2018

Farticles

Particles that are produced when a fart is realesed

Farticles smell very bad when realesed because the particles in them have carbon which is produced when food is eaten.

by Wizard 77 May 19, 2018

farticle

the particle of a fart

Some Guy: Man that farticle stinks.
Some Other Guy: Bro for real.

by loggss February 6, 2022

Farticle

An article about farts.

Jerry, have you read the new Farticle on Emma Stone’s farts?
Did you know who created Farticles? Gleb Nikolaevskii did!

by Gleb Nikolaevskii April 13, 2022

Farticles

Better word for fart particles.

I just ate a good load of farticles

by Fargodaddy February 8, 2021

farticle

an article used for blatant decisive purposes or that's incredibly boring to the reader may that be political religious scientific etc.

Wow Wanda this blog post on BuzzFeed is such a farticle.

Jeez Jimmy that farticle we read in class today was an absolute slog.

by Bears take shits April 26, 2021